lost my cool at a brand new school
where the kids all smell kind of strange
and i threw my chair when i caught the teachers glare
and she called me little mary jane
all the ribbon that i god damn took
from the kids left my ego in a whirl
and the kids would say as i sat and watched them play
hey there kid are you a boy or a girl?
praise the day
im old and gret
and dont look much like a girl
and the kids would come and dance on the streets
proclaiming me the king of the world

figured it'd be fine when i hit grade 9
and i grow a big beard really soon
until the first day of gym when i met father Tim
and he sent me to the girls change room
praise the day
im old and gret
and dont look much like a girl
and the kids would come and dance on the streets
proclaiming me the king of the world
illustrate my weekly pass
come across as feeling crass
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search my archive for a joke a thousand drives and beers and hops
look out god im gonna die
my black candle wont stop smoking even though i blew it out
my stigmata as the finest burnt your bridges to be sane
look out god im gonna die

now in the end i will surely transcend
all the things i was never meant to be
so with some skill and a little good will
out on ladies night i'll get in bars for free.